Friday, January 28, 2011

Day of Rage

30 years ago Vice President Hosni Mubarak took control of Egypt's National Democratic Party and stepped into the roll as President after the former President, Anwar El Sadat, was assassinated for signing a peace deal with Israel.

For 30 years Mubarak built up his influences of power throughout Egypt by implementing a police state, legalizing censorship, suspending sections of the Egyptian Constitution, rigging one election after another, and making back allie deals with corrupt political allies.

For 30 years the tensions rose. On Tuesday, January 28th, 2011, the powder keg blew.

Inspired by the actions of the Tunisian revolutionaries just two weeks before, many who have become upset with Egypt's economic and unemployment situation organized together for the purpose of telling their government to get their act together. So, on the 25th, organized largely through social networking sites such as Twitter and Facebook, a youth movement took to the streets of Cairo to demand reform in their nation. Nothing that the youth movement was asking for was out of the question. Fiscal responsibility from their officials, relaxed censorship laws, ending the culture of corruption in Cairo, and getting a handle on the out of control police forces whom the Egyptian's refer to as thugs.

In response, swarms of riot police swarmed the streets to cut the youth movement off. Gas canisters, electric prods, bats, water hoses, rubber bullets, and live rounds were used against the youth. The internet was severed to keep from any further organization. Foreign journalists were harassed, beaten, and locked under house arrest in their hotels while their equipment was confiscated. Opposition members were rounded up and taken to secret holding locations. Free speech was met with an iron fisted over bearing response. Mubarak wanted the people to know that Egypt was not Tunisia. Apparently the people didn't get the memo.

Four days later came the day of rage. Thousands flooded the streets in opposition to the crackdown despite being outgunned by security forces. Police tanks were hijacked, firebombed, and pushed into the Nile. Police were over powered, beaten within an inch of the lives, and stripped of their equipment. Federal buildings were ransacked and burned including the headquarters of the National Democratic Party which was looted and torched. Walls of oppressive law enforcement officials were pushed back and stood their ground at their own risk. But even with their weapons and their security walls and their tanks the people gained ground. First they took the streets. Then they took the bridges. Then they took the city blocks. Then they began to take the city. What had started off as a peaceful youth movement for reform had turned into an all out people's revolution.

At first the government attempted to make it seem as though they had everything under control. But even after the military moved in, there was no denying that this rebellion wasn't going to end. Then the government tried to paint the revolutionaries as radicals from the Muslim Brotherhood. But no one was buying it. By night fall the uprising in Cairo had spread to other cities in Egypt. Things were about to change.

In the calm of the night, Mubarak addressed the people. He told them that he took responsibility for what was happening. That he was prepared to listen to the will of the people. But before he could stick his forked tongue back in his mouth he proclaimed that he would not relinquish power. Instead, he would fire everyone in his cabinet and replace them the next morning. The people responded by taking to the streets again and lighting up the night.

Great things are happening in Egypt. Things which most only get to see once in a life time if that. I stand with those Egyptian Revolutionaries. I hope you will do the same.














[All but one photo acquired from the HuffingtonPost]

No Go For Reggie Watts TV Show

After a bit of negotiations Comedy Central has decided to pass on a Reggie Watts television series, according to Reggie via his Twitter account. Watts, who was in league to fill a time slot, simply posted "Sorry guys no Reggie Watts comedy central pilot/series. They truly are sweethearts but they passed on the project. I'm still tryin though!"

If you don't know Reggie Watts brand of comedy well instead of telling you I'll just show you.






Adorable War

Epic Fail

Minimalist Disney-Ride Posters





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Timeline of the Hamburger

It's a shameless self promotion for a t-shirt company but it's still a fun video.


Friday Smodimation #1: The Great One

For those of you who do not subscribe to Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier's free iTunes podcast, Smodcast, you are missing out. You are also missing out if you haven't discovered the great animations inspired by Smodcast which come out once a month which have been created by Steve Stark Animations. So, since they are so goddamn entertaining, every Friday until I don't have any to show I am going to post a Smodimation starting with Smodimation #1: The Great One. Enjoy!


Thursday, January 27, 2011

Clock Or Skynet?

Reboot

I'd like to take this time to congratulate Wall Street for pulling off the greatest heist is American history. Good work gang! Not only did you rape America but you did it with a golden condom provided by Uncle Sam.

Today, the Dow Industrial Average hit 12,000 points. The first time this has happened since 2008. Today the bottom feeders on Wall Street are patting themselves on the back for being the smartest guys in the room. Today, the American people, the backbone of this country, are still fucked.

For years unbridled consumption and scheming while artificially inflating the market to an unrealistic, unstable level has gone unchecked. After all, wouldn't that hurt our free market free enterprise spirit? And so our financial boom was as much a self sustaining system as taking steroids is a path to a successful athletic career.

And true to form, it hit the fan as shit tends to and the rats went running for higher ground. Soon the very people who were saying that ANY government involvement in our financial sector was akin to socialism was now begging the government to swoop in and save the day. Wall Street, who fixed the game for years to play in their favor so that they could take home multi-million dollar bonuses chirped the end of the world was near. Bankers, who had been using their team of lawyers to screw hardworking middle class Americans out of their lives, their lively hoods, and their homes plummeting one individual after another into debt and writing off their futures with the stroke of the pen began crying that the collapse could destroy the dollar. And the big 3 auto makers who had been warned for years that if they didn't begin to plan ahead towards a sustainable industry the way Asia was that they would see their extinction but instead chose to outfit every dimwitted soccer mom with a gas guzzling SUV had found themselves in the tar pits begging that they don't want to become extinct.

So, like an eagle to the nest, momma bird Washington swooped in and bailed out one ungrateful little brat after the other. TARP, the Stimulus, the Auto Industry Bailout.....it seemed everyone was fine with socialism once they were up shit creek. And where did Uncle Sam get the sustenance to sustain the old system? That's right; from OUR pockets. Taking from the have nots to give to the have's as it seems to be the custom in this country anymore.

So now, on this momentous day when Wall Street peeked 12,000, how has things changed? Well, Wall Street is back paying out record bonuses and throwing lavish parties for their clients. Bankers have one security net after another because they were just "Too Big To Fail." And the big 3? Well they are back on their feet making a profit. Hell, economists have been telling us that the Great Recession ended in December of 2009. Well that's awesome. Then millions of us better get to bed because we have a full day of unemployment to get at!

On the day that the human waste on Wall Street hit 12,000, the Congressional Budget Office said that 2011 would sustain above a 9% unemployment rate. By 2012, we may be able to get down to 8%. It won't be until 2016 that we could hope of getting back to 5.6%. End of the Great Recession?

Why is it that when the middle class sees their jobs shed like skin cells but Wall Street has a good day, that's the end of a recession? Why is it that the working man who busts his or her ass every day finds themselves on the unemployment line with congressional leaders calling them lazy but bailing out bankers is investing in "Americas Future"? How is it that our futures have been stolen, our tier as the middle class has been crippled, our children go without but we have to use OUR MONEY to bailout the auto industry because...well, we are the country that invented the fuckin things?!

This is America? THIS?!?

We hear one news report after another about uprisings in Greece and the United Kingdom and Egypt and Tunisia yet we, the people that invented a Democratic Republic, bend over for the politicians and the lawyers and the bankers and the brokers and all the other vultures and vampires of our society. This is America?

We fight the wars yet get denied medical benefits. We build the infrastructure yet get kicked out of our homes. We work day in and day out yet we get denied a livable wage. We show loyalty and yet it's OUR jobs that get cut before the bosses who were the ones responsible for fucking up the company. We are the first to wave our flags and yet we are used as stepping stones by organizations who show their patriotism by sending factories overseas and gambling away our nations fortune. This is America?

This is NOT America! This is not the America which rose up out of the ashes of imperialism. This is not the America which crushed the Nazi's and the Fascists. This is not the America that invented the internet, the airplane, and nearly every great company this world has ever seen. Our America has been stolen by those who the recession has truly ended for.

There is a day of reckoning that is coming when the dinosaurs of the old system will become extinct. When Wall Street and the Bankers and the haphazard companies and all their little puppets on the Hill will finally see the sun set on their ponzi scheme. See, people will only take so much before their patience runs out. When people get fed up they will not give up, they will stand up and revolution will be in the air.

Not a revolution of bombs and guns and violence. A revolution like that which made this country great. Bombs and guns may have freed us but ideas kept the chains broken. There will come a time when the people will just decide that they will no longer participate. We will no longer defend a nation that does not work in our interests. We will not assist in making profits for industries that treat us like slaves. We will not have faith in a financial system which uses us as a piggy bank one moment and then peasants the next. We will simply reboot.

No more parties, no more fat cats, no more stock exchange. Wall Street will be deserted. The auto industry will rust away. The banks will sit unguarded full of a currency which has no value. Washington will be swallowed up by the swamps once again.

Not a shot will be fired, not a bomb will explode, not a person will be assassinated. We will simply stop running the machine.

There is a storm coming and when that storm passes the dinosaurs of the old system will be extinct and America will be reborn like a phoenix from the ashes. That will be OUR America.

Public Service Announcement

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Anime Destroys Another Treasured Childhood Show

I get it, we have all suffered from a pretty rough great recession. Hey, I've taken more then my fare share of lumps a long the way. But are we really saving so much money that we can no longer afford to have American animation played on tv any longer? Honestly, have we gotten so cheap that we have to export EVERYTHING, including our cartoons, to Asia?

I'm not saying ban anime in America. I have no problems with the Pokemon's and Digimon's and all the other mon's that are currently saturating our market in an attempt to convince snot nosed brats to beg their parents to purchase more Chinese goods. Hell, I use to really enjoy Speed Racer. But is their really a reason why Batman can't be animated in America any longer? Has Transformers become so costly that only an individual in a Japanese anime factory can pencil the timeless battle between Optimus Prime and Megatron? And what the fuck have we allowed them to do to the upcoming new Thundercats series?

Cartoons cannot be so expensive that we allow everything to look like Dragon Ball Z. Not knocking Dragon Ball, I loved that show, but not everything has to look like it. We don't need stripped down, half assed, imported animation to entertain our kids on Saturday morning and following the school day. It's not necessary for our cartoons to be rigid and weird so that our kids have something to watch other then the degenerates of Jersey Shore. And for fuck sake, do we really want to raise a generation that has grown up on cartoons that look like a bunch of emo bitch boys?

Keep America Animating! Yeah, it might not save our economy but at least our little boys won't grow up to be spindly sticks and our little girls won't be giving peace signs everywhere and relating sex to tentacle porn.

Examples of how anime has ruined the classices


Batman: The Animated Series (1992-1995)


The Batman (2004-2008)




Transformers (1983-1987)


Transformers (2007-2009)



Thundercats (1989-1990)


Thundercats (Coming Soon)






Live Action Mortal Kombat Coming To The Web

It's been nearly 11 years since Midway launched an arcade game whose aim it was to be the most realistic fight simulator of it's time known as Mortal Kombat. The original version of the game allowed the player to choose between only 7 fighters; Hollywood action star Johnny Cage, metal faced crime lord Kano, god of thunder Raiden, man seeking vengence Liu Kang, mystical ninja's Scorpion and Subzero, and a women seeking answers - Sonya Blade. After defeating your main rivals in one stylistic 2D arena after the next, only two boss monsters, the four armed half dragon Goro and the soul sucking sorcerer Shang Tsung, stood in the way of absolute victory.

Almost immediately the stop motion model of graphics mixed with the accuracy of the fight sequences and the gore came under attack. Joe "Droopy Dog" Lieberman even went out of his way to create a hearing of video games and "violence and corruption in our society." Controversy, however, just seemed to make the game more popular.

In a decade, Mortal Kombat has grown to 18 additional titles including the original with a relaunch of the original title set to hit PS3 and XBox 360 later this year. This continuation has allowed MK to transform from an arcade game into an entertainment legacy which has spawned dozens of combatants and evolved from a 2D stop motion fighting simulator into a 3 dimensional bloodfest to be proud of.

The massive success of the game has also led to spinoffs in other entertainment markets, as well. Mortal Kombat the animated series which has included MK: The Journey Begins and MK: Defenders of the Realm. Two Mortal Kombat major motion pictures. A live action television series called Mortal Kombat: Conquest. And, of coarse, a series of books, comics books, and card games.

But a lot of the spin off media for the franchise seems to have been short lived. In the 90s, everywhere you turned there was something new getting the Mortal Kombat treatment. But since the new millennium it seems that the franchise has shrunk back down to just a video game series. This has left many scratching their heads wondering why, in a Hollywood of remakes and epic special effects, there has yet to be a Mortal Kombat reboot. Well, thanks to the internet, this could possibly be coming true.

In 2010, director Kevin Tancharoen (best known for music videos) teamed up with fight choreoographer Larnell Stovall and filmed a not-for-profit short film based on the franchise called Mortal Kombat: Rebirth. The idea was to make a more realistic and visceral version of the series, almost emulating the more realistic tone which some directors such as Chris Nolan have been creating in order bring comic book movies into the 21st century. With a cast of volunteers, Tancharoen was able to land Michael Jai White (Spawn, The Dark Knight, and Sucker Punch) to portray Captain Jackson Briggs, Jeri Ryan (Star Trek: Voyager and Boston Public) to portray Sonya Blade, Matt Mullins to portray Johnny Cage, Lateef Crowder (The Book of Eli) to portray Baraka, Ian Anthony Dale (Dollhouse) to portray Scorpion, Richard Dorton to portray Reptile, and James Lew (Lethal Weapon 4 and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End) to portray Shang Tsung.

The short film was made in the hopes that a major studio would see the reboot potential and run with it. However, no studio seemed interested in the short at the time. But, as is with all things in the digital age, the short film made it's way online and from there it grew into a phenomenon.

At first no one was quite sure of what to make of the short. Was it promotion for a new video game? Was it for a new television series? Was it for a new film? Curiosity fueled sites like IGN and 1UP.com to launch speculations which only drove the interest for this short even higher. By the time the truth about the shorts origins came out no one really cared. All anyone knew is that they wanted this short to be made full length. And Hollywood responded.

On January 24th, 2011 Warner Bros. officially announced that they would be investing in a 10 episode web based mini-series for Mortal Kombat: Rebirth. The series is set to be written by Kevin Tancharoen and Spartacus: Blood and Sand writers Todd Helbing and Aaron Helbing. Not much of the cast has been announced yet but Michael Jai White has already confirmed involvement in the web series with Jeri Ryan and her people being strangely tight lipped on the news of the web franchise. The rumor mill also has characters Shang Tsung, Liu Kang, Sub Zero, Durak, Kabal, Kitana, Mileena, and Scorpion making an appearance.

It's unknown yet where Warner Bros. hopes to take this web based franchise. According to the dates which Warner's wants the webisodes online by it seems as though it coincides to help the marketing for the 2011 Mortal Kombat video game launch. But with online content becoming the preferred source of the up and coming generation, we could easily see MK: Rebirth turn into a massive hit series or eventually the rated R splatter film which we always wanted.

So, what brought on all this hype? Just take a look at the nearly 9 minute long YouTube trailer and see for yourself.

P.S. Ignore the gabby fast talking retard at the end.

A Decade Of Wiki

Nature Of Creativity



Friday, January 21, 2011

Happy Two Year Presidential Anniversary Obama

Alright, so I'm a day late but as of yesterday, January 20th 2011, Barack Obama has been serving as the 44th President of the United States for two years. And to say that those two years were polarizing would be an understatement.

Now, I could spend the time in this article talking about the non-sense of the Teabaggers or the "Just Say No To Everything" mentality of the Republicans, but I must refrain from being blindly loyal. So, on this two year and one day anniversary, it's only proper to check in and see how well Obama has been sticking to his campaign pledges and to see how the Democrats who helped put him in office are holding up.

As of the 21st, according to the Wall Street Journal, the nation is in a bit better spirits with President Obama who is seeing an uptick in his polling numbers. As it stands right now, Obama's Job Approval rating is at 53% approve vs a 42% disapprove.

The Democrats, however, are not fairing as well as their leader. The former ruling party sees it's approval rating at 39% with 60% disapprove. This is by no means a celebration for the Republican Party, though. Even after the GOP's big win this past November the American people still only give the Republicans a 36% approval rating over a 61% disapproval which actually falls short of the Democrats who were just defeated.

It almost seems pointless to ask either party how they would grade the Obama Administration but, just for fun, we'll check them out.

Republican Party = The Obama Administration, according to the GOP, is completely out of touch with the American people. The Recovery Act put us deeper into foreign debt. Wall Street Reform is choking off innovation and business leading our country from a free market to a socialist state. The Middle Class Tax Cuts are ignored by the GOP. Credit Card Reform is government over reach just like the bailout of the auto industry. Clean energy is a war on Big Business. Healthcare Reform is killing jobs.

Democratic Party = Recovery Act brought us away from the brink and invested in the largest infrastructure program since Eisenhower while at the same time investing in education and saving as many as 3.7 million jobs. Wall Street Reform empowered the consumer, created a system of checks and balances for Wall Street, and ended taxpayer-funded bailouts for good. Middle Class Tax Cuts increased under President Obama while extending vital unemployment benefits. Credit Card Reform ended unfair credit card practices while protecting the consumer. Clean Energy technology is moving us towards a country which is no longer dependent on foreign oil. The Auto Industry bailout saved thousands of jobs while allowing the big three to rebuild and become more competitive. And Healthcare Reform now works for the better health of America while reducing the deficit and ending shadowy insurance industry practices.

According to the neutral site politifact.com's Obamameter, President Obama has thus far kept 134 promises, compromised on 41, broken 34, stalled on 74, has 221 in the works, and has yet to touch 2.

According to their top 25:

1. Create a foreclosure prevention fund - Compromised

2. Create a tax credit of $500 for workers - Compromised

3. Repeal the Bush tax cuts for higher income - Broken

4. Begin removing combat brigades from Iraq - Kept

5. Train and equip the Afghan army - In the Works

6. End the use of torture - In the Works

7. Close the Guantanamo Bay Detention Center - Stalled

8. Restrict warrantless wiretaps - Stalled

9. Seek verifiable reductions in nuclear stockpiles - Kept

10. Centralize ethics and lobbying information for voters - Broken

11. Require more disclosure and a waiting period for earmarks - Compromised

12. Tougher rules against revolving door for lobbyists and former officials - Broken

13. Secure the borders - In the Works

14. Provide a path to citizenship for undocumented immigrants - Stalled

15. Reform mandatory minimum sentences - Kept

16. Secure nuclear weapons materials in four years - In the Works

17. Strengthen antitrust enforcement - In the Works

18. Create new financial regulations - Kept

19. Sign a "universal" health care bill - Kept

20. Create 5 million "green" jobs - In the Works

21. Reduce oil consumption by 35% by 2030 - In the Works

22. Create cap and trade system with interim goals to reduce global warming - Broken

23. If you don't have insurance, or don't like the insurance you have, you'll be able to choose a new plan on a health insurance exchange - In the Works

24. Cut the cost of a typical family's health insurance premium by up to $2,500 a year - Stalled

25. Bring Democrats and Republicans together to pass an agenda - In the Works

Total:

Kept: 5
Compromised: 3
Broken: 4
Stalled: 4
In the Works: 9


Success Rate of Top 25: 5 out of 25 or 20%


PolitiFact.com has also begun a checklist for the new GOP House with a total of 57 goals to achieve within 2 years. In the short time since the House has been seated (2 weeks) the Republicans have already cut the budget for congress. 9 goals are in the works which are to make the Bush tax cuts permanent, repeal the healthcare bill, publish the text of bills online at least three days before a House vote, require bills to include a clause citing it's authority in the Constitution (political panders to the Teabaggers), develop standards for the type of legislation that will be brought to the floor, freeze government pay and government hiring, approve pending free trade agreements with Colombia, Panama, and South Korea, develop a 'cut as you go' rule, and webcast committee meetings. That leaves 47 other ideas on their agenda.

So the next two years leading up to the 2012 election should be interesting. With President Obama coming off a high from a very successful Congressional lame duck session and many from the GOP beginning to back off their $100 billion cut pledge, it looks as though both sides may try to move to the center in order to get things done. But the Tea Party and the Progressives aren't interested in compromise. They are in it for the win and Republicans desperately want to take back the White House so it's anyone's guess what the tone will be in a year.

The iPhone Killer That Will Never Be

Daily Bazinga (1-21-2011)

Thursday, January 20, 2011

First Photo For Deathly Hallows Part 2

Wow! If Warner Bros. was hoping to set the tone for the final film of the Harry Potter franchise, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, they did an epic job with this photo.

In this picture you see the normally soft spoken Neville Longbottom beaten, bloodied, bruised, and covered in...hmmm....birt (I ran out of b's. birt = dirt) and standing in what looks to be the ruins of Hogwarts. Many of the characters in the background are hard to make out but one character, even fuzzy, can easily be placed. To the left of Neville's shoulder is the woman responsible for the murder of his parents, Bellatrix Lestrange. Can't wait to see this flick this summer!

[Spoiler Alert]

Word has recently come out that the production crew had been granted permission by JK Rowling to change a major event in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. This event is the death of Severus Snape. Don't worry, Snape still get's his, but it is where he dies that has changed. In the second half of the book, Voldemort has Nagini (his snake) bite the shit out of Snape thinking that Snape is the true master of the Elder Wand. This murder takes place in the Shrieking Shack and leads to an amazing part of the series where the entire history between Snape and Harry's mother is revealed.

Well the production team felt the the Shrieking Shack was too boxed in for such an amazing ending for an epic character so a new location was created just for Part 2. The location is called the Crystal House and is apparently situated so that Harry can look into the building to see Nagini's attack and the house can also overlook the burning of Hogwarts.

According to members of the cast and crew, there wasn't a dry eye in the house during the filming of the death of Snape.

First Look

Many bitch and grumble like old geezers that Hollywood no longer has any original ideas. Personally, for me, this is a positive. I don't know how many World War II or gay cowboys eating pudding flicks I can sit through. This supposed lack of imagination has also brought about a renaissance in comic book movies that has been going strong for around a decade now. So I say to Hollywood, keep ripping off the comic book community!

So in celebration of the comic book dominance of Hollywood here are first looks at the up and coming Captain America: The First Avenger, Spiderman Reboot, and X-Men: First Class.













Captain America: The First Avenger


I was never really the biggest Captain America fan. The whole idea of Cap seemed a bit forced and desperate on Marvels part to seem relevant during WWII when DC was dominating. However, I did start to fall in love with the character during the epic Civil War series when Captain America turned away from the security of S.H.E.I.L.D., went toe to toe against Iron Man, all to appose what he felt was an unjust law. Will this get me in the theater to see the film? 50/50. I have been a fan of Chris Evans since his starring role in Not Another Teen Movie and, let's face it, he was the best actor in the Fantastic Four. But I'm a tad baffled at the linebacker look that they turned Captain America into. Granted, it's a lot better then the original design but I'd expect to see him more as a mascot for the New England Patriots then on the battlefield. Another plus for the film is Hugo Weaving (The Matrix, V For Vendetta, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Transformers) playing the nemesis Red Skull. My biggest question for this series is, how is Marvel Entertainment planning on getting Captain America, the World War II soldier, to the present to become apart of The Avengers? Time travel? If so, then I'm calling it now: Time travel is what will kill The Avengers series.


Spiderman Reboot


The best thing to come out of the Spiderman franchise was comic book artist Todd McFarlane who went off to create a real hero in Spawn. With that said though, Spiderman is a classic and when you are an awkward, voice crackling teen that doesn't know what is going on with your own body you tend to relate to Spiderman. He wasn't the only one randomly shooting white stuff everywhere, am I right? HA! So it was a shame to see the webslinger get reduced to such a pathetic over-Hollywooded franchise like the old series. For Christ sake, they had the dude turn emo when he got the Venom Symbiote. I know that got all the little girls hot and heavy but every fanboy on the planet attended a Spidey book burning that evening. So when Marvel announced that Spiderman would be rebooted it peeked my interest and the fact that they are risking using a still relative unknown like Andrew Garfield (The Social Network) to portray Peter Parker it shows that Marvel and Disney are taking loyalty to the series seriously. 

All that is really known about this flick is that the movie will take place between the time that Peter gets his powers but before he goes off to work freelance for J. Jonah Jameson. So no over testosteroned fast talking in this flick. And hey, if nothing else, at least you'll have Emma Stone to stare at.

P.S. Martin Sheen is set to play Peter's uncle Ben. Not quite sure yet how I feel about that. I'm just going to be thinking about President Bartlet from the West Wing the entire time.


X-Men: First Class


I'm a bit confused about X-Men: First Class and that confusion comes from the casting of January Jones to play Emma Frost. Now, I'm not complaining, it's just that her age does not fit in with the timeline. If you recall, at the end of Wolverine all the mutants which had been experimented on by the government escape and are saved by a really bad CGI rendition of Patrick Stewart's Professor Xavier. Besides having the ability to walk, Professor X looked pretty much the same as he always had. One of the mutants which he saved was a young girl named Emma Frost. So how is it that, in this spin off, Emma Frost is not only no longer a little girl, but looks to be around the same age as a very well quaffed Charles Xavier? Perhaps it's simple shit but discrepancies and poor planning is what kills franchises.




In conclusion, I'm sure all these films will do very well and will produce at least one more sequel before Marvel and Disney reboot them again.

P.S. I hate Thor.


Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Mark Hamill Talks About Playing The Joker

Animaniacs Go South Park


Glenn Beck Attacks Philly

With the amount of shit which flows out of Glenn Beck's mouth it would be forgivable for anyone to mistake him for a backed up toilet. But usually Cry Baby Beck only spews his filth at politicians and, occasionally, locations such as Manhattan and California. After all, if you are a mindless conservative it's in the hand book that you have to hate California. It's not like Reagan came from there or anything. But recently, the beaty eyed bastard who regularly has wet dreams about being the next George Washington, set his sites on the cradle of independence in this country.

In retaliation for getting dropped from the airwaves of Philly, Beck claimed that Philly sucked and that the area around Independence Hall are "killing streets".

The oh so clever Mayor Nutter lashed back at Beck saying that he suffered from "verb-arrhea".

As with most of Becks comments, his observation about the area in question are twisted and misinformed. The reality is that the historic area around Independence Hall is actually one of the safest areas of the city if not the entire country. But what can you say, the Captain of Conspiracy is seeing his ratings drop and his advertisers drop with them. Being a little bitch is his last ditch effort to grab some more headlines before he becomes yet another media mistake of the past. So this song is dedicated to the lunatic who will no longer be poisoning the airwaves of Philadelphia.




Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Ads Versus Reality


Season Of The Witch For True Blood

Currently Netflix is helping me try and understand the True Blood mania which most of my friends have been infected with. My lack of interest in the show stems mainly from the over saturation of vampires in movies and television. One thing I will give True Blood is that there are no boundaries. I don't just mean in it's graphic nature (which there is a lot of). I also mean in the creative teams willingness to explore other mythical genres. Thus far there have been vampires, gods and goddesses, shape shifters, and pixies. Well the teaser trailer for the upcoming season of True Blood seems to lead the show into yet another mythical genre. And this won't be Harry Potter witches either. Or, if it is, it's Harry Potter witches in the after hours. Someone needs to make that movie.



Thursday, January 13, 2011

Cbot Has Gone To The Birds

That's right folks, Cbot is now on twitter. Why? Not quite sure to be honest with you. Shameless self-promotion comes to mind. After all, if 50 Cent can make 8 million on the goddamn thing in 1 day maybe I can make 8 dollars on it in 1 year. New Years Resolution: If by January 13th, 2011 I don't make at least $8 bucks on twitter then I'll quit it and mock it until my throat breaks......or at least gets very sore.

So if you are interested follow me @longlivecbot. I already have 8 followers but I'm sure they are gonna try to sell me porn.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

iPhone vs Android vs Blackberry


[To see more great illustrations by this artist go to csectioncomics.com]

DC Universe Online


The Simpsons Goes XXX

Rock Star Scientist Posters


As a designer you find yourself kicking yourself at least once a week wondering "Why didn't I think of that!" As a designer who holds science with great regard, I made sure to kick myself extra hard when I came across these Rock Star Scientist Posters.

Etsy seller and I'm guessing artist Megan Katasuskas created an epic collection honoring the people who truly deserve to be honored for their revolutionary ideas and innovative accomplishments.

The collection includes:


Julius Robert Oppenheimer - American physicist and director of the Manhattan Project. Known as the "Father of the Atomic Bomb."


Neils Bohr - Danish physicist who devised the model of the atomic structure.


Albert Einstein - Seriously, if I need to say any more then you need to get your parents money back for investing it into your high school education.


John Bardeen - American physicist and inventor of the transistor which pretty much makes all technology today possible.


Nikola Tesla - Croatian physicist whose contributions include the invention of the alternating current electric power system, wireless power transmission, the AC Motor, radio, x-ray, and the establishment of robotics, remote control, radar, and computer science.



Each poster is 10x15 Kodak Professional Supra Endura VC Digital Print with a matte finish. It does not come matted or framed (Which means if you send it through the US Postal Service they will likely bend the shit out of it.). And the complete set will run you $225 big ones or you can get them for $48 dollars each. Worth it!





Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Move Over Warp Drive. Engage The Acid Drive!

A Minimalist Tribute To The Most Viewed YouTube Videos Of 2010

Death Star Destruction Fail

You Get An iPhone And You Get An iPhone.....EVERYBODY GET'S IPHONE'S!!!

FINALLY, after months on the rumor mill Verizon announces that, on February 10th, their customers will be graced with the opportunity to enjoy the warm embrace of the iPhone and the Apple family.

Already the tech community is a buzz wondering how many AT&T customers will be jumping ship. After all, AT&T, in 2010, was awarded the title of worst network amongst competitors.

But before you go ditching Ma Bell for Big Red, let's compare the two devices and see which company stands up better in the comparables (Non-real estate comparables that is. I really like HGTV.)

Design: Really no difference. They are both iPhones 4's. There was no attempt at better battery life or making it thinner. Same display, same 6-axis space awareness, same camera, same everything really. The only difference is Apple's attempt at trying to fix the antenna problem. But being that most resources say that the antenna problem only effected around 1% of users and most people were purchasing bumpers to begin with to protect the device if it ever falls I'd say the antenna issue is a non-issue.

Winner: Tie - Like comparing apples to apples. Get it?

Price: AT&T - $199 for the 16GB and $299 for the 32GB. Verizon - $199 for the 16GB and $299 for the 32GB.

Winner: Tie

Data Plan: AT&T - $15 a month for 200MB. $25 a month for 2GB. $45 a month for 2GB plus tethering. Verizon - $15 a month for 150MB. $29.99 a month for unlimited. $49.99 a month for unlimited plus tethering.

Winner: Verizon. I put Verizon more as a cautious winner. Once upon a time AT&T had an unlimited data plan which it dropped last June for anyone who was not already an AT&T customer. Verizon followed suit by creating data tiers as well. However, Verizon has held on to an unlimited data option. But I never put it past a carrier to try and pull the rug out from under their users. Also, on the issue of tethering, I never knew AT&T to fix their issue with tethering but I also have yet to hear anything about working tethering on Verizon either.

Early Upgrades at Launch: AT&T - Yes. Verizon - No.

Winner: AT&T. If you are a Verizon customer in mid contract you will have to wait until your contract runs out before you upgrade.

Global Roaming Capability: AT&T - Yes. Verizon - No.

Winner: AT&T. Though there are some reports saying that in some select areas out of the country you'll be able to use your Verizon iPhone. Such countries as Canada, Mexico, China, Hong Kong, Japan, Korea, and some others. Mainly countries where CDMA is still popular. But a trip to Europe will brick out your phone until you get back state side.

Simultaneous Voice/Data: AT&T - Yes. Verizon - No.

Winner: AT&T. The Verizon iPhone is a CDMA device. When it comes to wireless coverage your phone is either GSM (Global System for Mobile Communications) or CDMA (Code Division Multiple Access). The GSM vs CDMA debate is as hotly contested as the HD vs Blu-Ray debate was and the console war. Historically the difference is that CDMA is older and was first known as the American standard. Then France got into the game and attempted to create a system superior to CDMA and thus GSM was born. GSM is very popular overseas and has recently been making in roads in America. CDMA is usually seen exclusively in the United States and parts of Asia. What does any of that mean? Well, if your phone is GSM then you typically have a SIM card. If it's CDMA then you don't. In this case, because the Verizon iPhone is CDMA you will not be able to browse the web while you are talking on the phone the way you can with AT&T.

4G Data: AT&T - No. Verizon - No.

Winner: Neither. This was actually a pretty surprising turn of events. This was the area in which Verizon would have been able to get some type of upper hand. AT&T does not have any type of 4G network infrastructure to speak of. Verzion, on the other hand, just released it's LTE network at CES. This would have been the perfect opportunity to show off their new networks chops. But instead they chose to leave this out. Now, to the defense of Verizon, it may not be the companies fault. Apple had no intention on having 2 different models for their iPhone 4 for the two separate carriers. In order for the Verizon iPhone to be LTE capable a minor re-design would have been needed to allow the iPhone 4 for carry the proper chipset. So this may be another case of Apple limiting itself. This does create an opportunity in the future for an iPhone 5 divide between the carriers, though.

Rated Talk Time: AT&T - 2G Voice: 14 Hours. 3G Voice: 7 Hours. 3G Web: 6 Hours. WiFi Web: 10 Hours. Verizon - 2G Voice: None. 3G Voice: 7 Hours. 3G Web: 6 Hours. WiFi Web: 10 Hours.

Winner: AT&T. Both companies are almost identical but it's nice that AT&T has the 14 hour Edge option.

Extra Points: Verizon. There will be one really cool thing that the Verizon iPhone can do which the AT&T iPhone cannot and that is work as a Mobile Hot Spot. That means up to 5 other users can piggy back off of your WiFi from your device. You gotta give it up to Verizon for this.


Final Result: If you are a Verizon customer, enjoy! You'll finally get to see what all us "iPhone snobs" have been talking about since 2007. If you are an AT&T customer, stay true. Yes, the network is better but everything you gain with that network will be lost once you lose all the perks of going from a GSM phone to a CDMA phone. CDMA has always been Verizons achilles heel. CDMA are for carriers who would rather rely on forcing loyalty instead of earning it. I use to be a Verizon customer and the idea of customer service was an oxymoron to them. Now granted, if AT&T is unable to give me the answers I want I just give Apple a call but with Apple already having an iron fisted grip on the device, do you really want a carrier who has an iron fisted grip on your options? If my iPhone breaks and I need to use my old 3G until I get the money or I get tired of the handset, I want the freedom to be able to pop out my SIM card and throw it into an Android or RIM. Though it will likely never happen, I still want that option. I don't want Big Brother Verizon telling me what I can or cannot buy and use.